Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass. -- Frank Zappa
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. -- Frank Zappa
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. -- G. Marx
Those who don't hear the music think the dancer is mad.
Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. -- Lao Tsu
It's very important to remember that it's [the music label's] intellectual property, it's not [their] computer. -- Department of Homeland Security
Without music, life would be a mistake. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
I don't want to sell my music. I'd like to give it away because where I got it, you didn't have to pay for it. -- Don Van Vliet, aka Captain Beefheart

Microreviews of all the albums I own, in alphabetic order is my anal retentive way of deciding which CDs I should get rid of and which I should listen to more often.