10 Curses

Thou distempered dizzy-eyed hedge-pig!
Thou bootless rump-fed pigeon-egg!
Thou grizzled beetle-headed lout!
Thou goatish eye-offending apple-john!
Thou fitful earth-vexing mumble-news!
Thou venomed hedge-born fustilarian!
Thou greasy half-faced gudgeon!
Thou warped sour-faced apple-john!
Thou prating rump-fed giglet!
Thou fawning white-livered pumpion!

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