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1001 Uses For A Towel

Description: In the immortal book The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, we find that a towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can carry. Throughout the series we find more and stranger uses for towels, so I thought I'd see how many we can come up with. General uses found in the books are okay,but don't take exact examples.

Guidelines: Sumbissions should be emailed to webcomment2020@trevorstone.org with a subject line of Contest: Towel.

The Submissions:

  1. Impromptu magic carpet
    Excerion@aol.com
  2. Curtains!!!
    TDillman@home.com (Blair Parker)
  3. Write a story on it
    coolwater1367@hotmail.com
  4. Use it as a pillow on the Magnum XL-200 at Cedar Point!!!
    racannon@greatlakes.net (Justin)
  5. To clean up with after sex
    frogjam@todays-tech.com (Jamie Felin)
  6. Re-usable toilet paper replacement.
  7. Underwear
  8. A swing
  9. A cape
  10. Flag
    Vampyre6@aol.com (Mark)
  11. Clean out your car engine
  12. As a tablecloth for the dog's dish
  13. Maxi pad replacement
    womanofdoom@yahoo.com (Juli Enns)
  14. Fetid cum rag
    amaya@gothic.net.au (Amaya Booker)
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