Description: For those of us who aren't vikings sitting in an English cafe, spam is not our fvorite food. But what should we do with all those exess potted meat products? A wide variety of things to do will be accepted from "throw it at your brother" to disgusting recepies.

Note, Spam is a registered trademark of Hormel Foods. All rights reserved.

Guidelines:
1. E-mail things to do to me at webcomment2020@trevorstone.org with the subject of Contest: Spam.
2. It goes without saying (except that I am saying it) that you don't say "eat it." You need something else in the recepie.

The Submissions:
1. I would spell it backwards and then use it to find my way to Boise, Idaho.
   casco@leland.stanford.edu (Matthew Drasner)
2. Put it under your pillow for the spam fairy.
   LCE1234567@aol.com (Lawson Earl)
3. Instead of candy, hand out Spam to those annoying Trick-or-Treaters who stay out too late on Halloween night.
   CLrGoDDeSS@aol.com (Michelle)
4. Bake it in the hot summer sun. Use it for bricks to build houses for the homeless. Otherwise, someone might expect them to eat it.
   mshauers@midusa.net (Margaret A. Shauers)
5. Mass mail it to members of Congress.
   mshauers@midusa.net (Margaret A. Shauers)
6. Slice it into cubes, stick the cubes in the ground, and grow a grove of Spam Trees!!!
   TDillman@home.com (Blair Parker)
7. Feed it to little kids for punishment for bad behavior
   frogjam@todays-tech.com (jenny felin)
8. Skin grafts for injured pigs.
   koohai@worldnet.att.net (J. Gallagher)
9. Create a much more interesting 'Beware of' pet.
   kyubiko@comnet.ca (Fox Reinard)
10. Throw away the spam and recycle the can. ican@whidbey.net (T.C.)