This all started when a friend of mine decided to make a list of things to say to people instead of "bite me" (e.g. control me, taste me, etc.). So I set to work with my copy of the Mac American Heritage Dictionary and a spreadseet (and I discovered that copy and paste are some of the best things on a Mac) and compiled a list of 6785 verbs.
Although the original list had a me after each verb (or a for me or a with me or whatever for intransitive verbs), you can use these for anything! Such as "develop me" or "I pontificate in your general direction!"
So, without further ado, The List!