From: darknght@bellsouth.net (Donovan A. Willett) Newsgroups: rec.games.trading-cards.misc Subject: [L5R] Clan Bashing for Fun and Profit Message-ID: <35b66455.2881365@news1.lig.bellsouth.net> Lines: 49 Date: Wed, 22 Jul 1998 22:28:47 GMT Recently, there has been a rash of Clan bashing around here (especially of the Crane, but who doesn't bash the Crane?). As an Equal Opportunity Basher, I will hereby Bash everyone...... CRAB: How many Crabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? "Lightbulb, we don't need no stinkin lightbulb..." CRANE: How many Cranes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Four, one to screw it in, and 3 to write the poem about it. DRAGON: How many Dragons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, the torches give Hitomi's pad such a nice, gothic feel. LION: How many Lions does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fourty-one, one to hold the bulb, forty to turn the room. MANTIS: How many Mantis does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Depends, how much money you got? MONKS: How many Monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they distract from the path of personal enlightenment. NAGA: How many Naga does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None ("Back when we were in charge, we used these wonderful oil lamps......." - Dashmar) PHOENIX: How many Pheonix does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but that is why Osagi is a Prodigy. SCORPION: How many Scorpions does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, who do you think made it go out in the first place. SHADOWLANDS: How many Shadowlands Beasties does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just sucker some gullible goblin to go goose Oni no Taki-Bi. TOTURI'S ARMY How many of Toturi's men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? "Hey, could you get that light for me, I gotta find the boss...." UNICORN: How many Unicorn does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but they have had all that Gaijin learning, and they have to use it somewhere.