Create a Curse!

This list was created by Jerry Maguire, an English teacher at Center
Grove High School in Greenwood, Indiana.

Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced with
"Thou" (or "You" for modern uses) and thus shalt thou (translated - so
you will) have the perfect insult. Let thyself go -- mix and match to
find a barb worthy of the Bard!


artless	base-court	apple-john
bawdy	bat-fowling	baggage
beslubbering	beef-witted	barnacle
bootless	beetle-headed	bladder
brazen	boil-brained	boar-pig
churlish	bunched-backed	bugbear
cockered	clapper-clawed	bum-bailey
clouted	clay-brained	canker-blossom
craven	common-kissing	clack-dish
currish	crook-pated	clotpole
dankish	dismal-dreaming	coxcomb
dissembling	dizzy-eyed	codpiece
distempered	dog-hearted	crutch
droning	dread-bolted	cutpurse
errant	earth-vexing	death-token
fawning	elf-skinned	dewberry
fitful	empty-hearted	dogfish
fobbing	evil-eyed	egg-shell
froward	eye-offending	flap-dragon
frothy	fat-kidneyed	flax-wench
gleeking	fen-sucked	flirt-gill
gnarling	flap-mouthed	foot-licker
goatish	fly-bitten	fustilarian
gorbellied	folly-fallen	giglet
greasy	fool-born	gudgeon
grizzled	full-gorged	gull-catcher
haughty	guts-griping	haggard
hideous	half-faced	harpy
impertinent	hasty-witted	hedge-pig
infectious	heavy-handed	hempseed
jaded	hedge-born	hedge-pig
jarring	hell-hated	horn-beast
knavish	horn-mad	hugger-mugger
lewd	idle-headed	jack-a-nape
loggerheaded	ill-breeding	jolthead
lumpish	ill-composed	lewdster
mammering	ill-nurtured	lout
mangled	iron-witted	maggot-pie
mewling	knotty-pated	malignancy
paunchy	lean-witted	malkin
peevish	lily-livered	malt-worm
pernicious	mad-bread	mammet
prating	milk-livered	manikin
pribbling	motley-minded	measle
puking	muddy-mettled	minimus
puny	onion-eyed	minnow
purpled	pale-hearted	miscreant
quailing	paper-faced	moldwarp
queasy	pinch-spotted	mumble-news
rank	plume-plucked	nut-hook
reeky	pottle-deep	pantaloon
roguish	pox-marked	pigeon-egg
roynish	raw-boned	pignut
ruttish	reeling-ripe	puttock
saucy	rough-hewn	pumpion
sottish	rude-growing	rabbit-sucker
spleeny	rug-headed	rampallion
spongy	rump-fed	ratsbane
surly	shag-eared	remnant
tottering	shard-borne	rudesby
unmuzzled	sheep-biting	ruffian
vacant	shrill-gorged	scantling
vain	spur-galled	scullion
venomed	sour-faced	scut
villainous	swag-bellied	skainsmate
waggish	tardy-gaited	snipe
wanton	tickle-brained	strumpet
warped	toad-spotted	varlot
wayward	unchin-snouted	vassal
weedy	weak-hinged	waterfly
wenching	weather-bitten	whey-face
whoreson	white-livered	whipster
yeasty		wagtail
		younker